Kyle & Nicole's Puerto Vallarta Honeymoon

A shady guy caricature that the locals refer to as Shrek invited us to his bump and grind bar, luring in the Allissa & Nicole with one free Margarita each. It was totally dead. Also, they had the most disgusting and poorly conceptualized bathrooms I have ever seen: They recessed the bathroom floors, installed toilets, then filled the recess with sand, effectively turning it into one giant litter box as soon as anyone misses the toilet. The sand is inherently uncleanable, save for scooping it out of the bathroom everyday, which I highly doubt they were doing.